If You
If you want free cheese
Find a mousetrap
If you want free advice
Ask a fool
If you want lots of money
Marry a rich guy
And drown the old guy
In his pool
If you want security
You better try robbing a bank
But you can count on six month in the tank
It maybe a while before they get you
You seem to feel life is a joy ride
You’re in it for all you can get
You love to dance and fool around
But you don’t like paying the debt
