Clipping Coupons
I hate those factory rebates
And clipping cents off coupons
The extra time that the clerk takes
Can get you much frowned upon
The money saved by coupons
You spend on auto gas
Chasing around from store to store
To save a little cash
Now if those companies really
Want to do something nice
Instead of all the folderol, they could
Knock twenty cents off the price
